Dear any guy I have ever dated or even spoken to,
I’m sorry I’m not tall enough. I’m sorry I’m not funny enough. I’m sorry I’m not serious enough. I’m sorry I’m not pretty enough. I’m sorry I’m not her. I’m sorry I’m not a dude. I’m sorry I’m not old enough. I’m sorry your parents had to set you up with me. I’m sorry your friend had to set you up with me. I’m sorry I’m not smart enough. I’m sorry I’m to obsessive compulsive. I’m sorry I don’t drink. I’m sorry I don’t smoke. I’m sorry I won’t lie for you. I’m sorry I’m not cool enough. I’m sorry I’m a messy eater. I’m sorry I’m not experienced enough. I’m sorry that I like to pay for myself. I’m sorry that I like to drive. I’m sorry that I really hate shaving my legs. I’m sorry I’m not sport savvy. I’m sorry I’m not music savvy. I’m sorry I’m a Democrat. I’m sorry I don’t want to be out later than 1:00. I’m sorry that I don’t like sushi. I’m sorry I wasn’t good enough. I’m sorry that I’m me.
Oh. Wait. No I’m not.
I’m sorry that you took that seriously.
I’m sorry you’re a butt-head.
Olivia: How would you like it if Kathy was treating sex offenders one-on-one every day?
Elliot: I wouldn’t let her.
Olivia: Let her?
Elliot: Did I say that?…
Elliot: Wanna drive?
(Source: fuckyeah-svu)
Via Fuck Yeah, SVU
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So now that I have been on Tumblr for a little while, I have realized that I have a very unhealthy addiction to blogging/reblogging stuff from shows that I like/liked and things I liked from my childhood...eh. call me nostalgic.Hi! I'm Dani! I'm short and spunky and that is all there is to know!!
